Day 4926 of the hostage situation…

The young female is angry with me because I won’t take her to Japan on July 7th…so she found a closer venue…downtown LA…I still said no so I am now the sworn enemy. I remember the old days before the hostage takeover when not going to the dollar store was a Capitol crime…we’ve graduated from dollar store to international travel seemingly overnight.. pretty sure I’ll get the chair before I escape at this rate.

The older Male wants a light grey teapot…I told him when I come home to a clean house I’ll consider looking into this mystical contraption that turns water to tea… i may need to hire this “YouTube ” entity to interpret the grunts as I’m not sure what “uhhh.. hmmm… mehhh” means. Either way at this rate, I’d be much more apt to move swiftly if the contraption turned water to wine.. but I fear that’s only a pipe dream.

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