Day 4927 of the hostage situation

The assailants have allowed me to continue my vocation through this all. For that, I’m undecided if I am grateful or angry 🤔…hmmm but I digress… they seem to know exactly when they should NOT call me while I slave for peanuts, yet do it anyway?! Or perhaps it is intentional…the jury is still out on that.

Today the young female called to ask me to bring her apple pie, I was preoccupied with my tasks and forgot what she asked. I was fearful to return home empty handed but she only gave a sad face and did not lambast me… I fear more now, this is abnormal. First Japan, then L.A., now apple pie- I am playing with fire and bound to get burned!

Then 30 minutes later the manchild called inquiring on where I put his swimming gear… i do not use his swimming gear, i do not know where it is- when I disclosed my current state related to my vocation he impressed upon me that it was urgent and insisted I return the call as soon as I was free. I did, and he did not answer. He is training well to become a full fledged man.

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