The young female arrived home from Bible camp today. She was filled with words and stories that flowed forth like a geyser that sat dormant for decades. It was obvious she gained much happiness from her time away.

The young man child is frying chicken breasts I had cooked earlier. He is quite the accomplished chef with chicken, eggs, and potatoes. However, he just lamented that he was injured from supersonic flying butter… I wonder if this is related to the rumors circulating the village and even reaching to the city folk? It is regarding the storming of a numbered area said to contain proof of failed alien conquests? Though its intriguing, I must wonder if the aliens really failed or if they walk among us. I mean…where else would supersonic flying animal fat come from???

We had bad weather tonight, storms approached with dangerous blowing of trees and electricity lighting up the sky!!! (perhaps the missing lights from the large city last week made their way here?) and then the aliens, I mean the government officials, warned us of looming tornadoes! I swiftly took the captors to the underworld, I mean the cellar, to ride out the storm. They were obviously terrified since they brought their blankets, pillows, and the small boxes that conjure up the YouTube entity…I think they feared what would happen if they were left to hold us without guidance! I am ON TO THEM!

The worst of the storm is now past and the captors are quiet, I think I shall try to wind down from the days events so I may slumber.